We cooked the 23-pound turkey a few days ago. We brined it. Rahul said it looked like Rush Limbaugh sitting in the bathtub. Dad and Patty came over and we ate cranberry sauce and stuffing in addition to the turkey with its nice browned skin. Then we had chocolate. Yum! Then Rahul decided he was going to stop eating poultry, so now the burden to finish the meat is on me and Kyle.